Murder Mystery

I’m going to talk about the Netflix movie ‘Murder Mystery’. Now even if you don’t have Netflix I’m sure you have heard of this movie staring Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler, and Luke Evans( Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.) That’s an A list cast. It’s Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston’s first movie together since ‘Just Go With It.’ So it’s safe to say a lot of people, including myself, were excited for this movie. With that being said I hate to say it, it’s not a bad movie by any means but, it left me wanting more. Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler do a good job staring beside each other. The movie has a lot of twists and turns that have you guessing the killer up till the very end. It just seemed to lack something and unfortunately the movie is forgettable.

John Wick 3

Today I’m going to talk about John Wick 3 mainly for two reasons. 1. It is an awesome movie, and 2. Keanu Reeves is a very hot button topic right now. People can not get enough of him. Keanu made a surprise appearance to E3 the other day and announced he will be in a futuristic game called ‘Cyber Punk 2077’. Social media went berserk. Fans agreed Keanu stole the show at E3 hands down. Anyway enough of Keanu and on to John Wick 3. I went to see it on opening weekend, with the way social media is the only way to see a movie is on opening weekend otherwise you’re going to get hit with a spoiler. I personally liked John Wick 3 better than the others simply because it was almost all hand to hand combat. While gun fights are entertaining to watch, it doesn’t beat hand to hand fight scenes. Plus John Wick kills a seven foot dude with a library book, where else are you going to see that? It was as awesome as it sounds. John Wick 3 also features Halle Berry and her two attack dogs. Which by the way are wearing bullet proof vests, safety first. The way it ends they do set it up for a John Wick 4. If you haven’t seen it yet, it is a must see. I believe it is time for Chuck Norris to hand over his keys, there’s a new badass taking over and his name is Keanu.

The Bad Batch

I’m new to this whole blog thing and it’s late so bear with me. I go to the movies every week and people often ask my opinion so I figured hey why not start a blog. The current movies I have seen that are in theaters include. End game, John Wick 3, Aladdin, Bright burn, and Dark Phoneix. Instead of talking about any of these films I’m going to hit on the atrocity that is The Bad Batch. Scrolling through Netflix tonight I came across this one, with a star studded cast including Jason Momoa, Jim Carrey, and Keanu Reeves, how could it be bad? That’s how it lures you in. After almost two hours I still can not explain to you what the plot is. It takes place in a desert with cannibals. Jason Momoa has a cheesey fake Cuban accent, come on bro we all know you’re samoan descent, Jim Carrey doesn’t say a word, and Keanu has a porn stache while being some ridiculous DJ. If that doesn’t make enough sense it all takes place while people are waiting in line to take acid. I’m not sure if it’s a post apocalyptic piece or what the director is getting at, but the entire adventure, if you can call it one, follows the main female star with one arm and one leg. If you feel like wasting two hours of your life, check out The Bad Batch. Until next time.